G’day! Sorry for the delays, the internet has been patchy as hell and I’ve only just regained most of my internet faculties! I say G’day because, after a mere 12 days, I got my stones! All I had to do was pay two lovely men $3 to use a medieval cart to haul the stones back, by hand, through a track with mud the likes of which hasn’t been seen since the Battle of Ypres, something that had simply been impossible for the venders to do with their full-blown modern tractor.
Hello everyone! Just a quick update: nothing much is happening! Things have been completely stalled because apparently it takes TEN DAYS to move a dozen bags of gravel half a mile from where they break the big rocks into little rocks to where I am. While it's hard to convey just how insanely frustrating all this is, there is some good news; the vanilla vines arrived! These 14 beauts are currently being allowed to drain, a process I've been utterly assured is necessary before